We all know the 12 Days of Christmas, sang by choirs with cheer every December. But do you know the 12 Days of EHS Christmas?

Granted, the 12 days of Christmas actually begin on the 25th of December much to many people's surprise, so we are a bit early. There have been a number of variations to the lyrics over the years, so we've come up with our own - the 12 days of EHS Christmas!

And it doesn't stop there. Check out the 12 Days of EHS Christmas with Software, and the 12 Days of EHS Christmas without Software. A bit dramatic? We don't think so either.

Happy holidays, everyone!

The 12 Days of EHS Christmas
Without Software

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my EHS Director sent to me

Twelve news reporters,

Eleven bosses shouting,

Ten lawyers a-reaping,

Nine procedures failing,

Eight hazards harming,

Seven fines a'rising,

Six witnesses statements,

Five broken things,

Four calling foul,

Three wrenched limbs,

Two confusing spreadsheets,

And a visit from the OSHA agency.

The 12 Days of EHS Christmas
With Software

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my EHS Director sent to me

Twelve million savings,

Eleven safety awards,

Ten integrations,

Nine IT staff smiling,

Eight global filters,

Seven mobile forms,

Six photo attachments,

Five close calls,

Four tailored dashboards,

Three notifications,

Two helpful reports,

And really, really happy employee.

Don't just read it... We even got it recorded. Merry Christmas!

Steve joined Pro-Sapien in 2015 and has a particular passion for writing about EHS with a fun slant - your favorite Pro-Sapien articles are probably of his authoring!